If you find yourself applying for a soul destroying job maybe...

A job's just come through

From Monsters UK

It's Halloween soon

There's demons 

To slay

Equal opportunities

Be you

Woman or man

Main requirement

Being that

You can

Handle

Sharp fangs

Bring in your CV

Be it real

Be it fake

These Evil hearts

Need your 

Hammer

And stake

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